First time Quote by Herb Caen

There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you'll…

— Margery Allingham

Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*

— Anonymous

“One thing to be said in favor of thorough chewing is that it slows an eater down. This is helpful if that particular eater…

— Mary Roach

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

— Ambrose Bierce

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

— Nikhil Saluja

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

No man should live longer than his teeth.

— Anonymous

Nice boy but hes got more nerve than a bum tooth.

— Foghorn Leghorn

There is a remedy for everything but death; who, in spite of our teeth, will take us in his clutches.

— Miguel de Cervantes

Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your…

— Jojo Moyes

Henry James chews more than he bites off.

— Henry Adams

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30 minutes.'

— Anonymous