Brown Quote by Helen Thomas

“Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and O. J. Simpson have a lot in common. We don’t normally lump them together, because certain key contrasts are tricky — for example,…

— Chuck Klosterman

Each one of them is Jesus in disguise.

— Mother Teresa

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph”

— Markus Zusak

“Jesus Hollywood believed in a lot of things. He believed that stars were ghosts of family long since past and that he was more…

— Shannon Noelle Long

“Are you going to tell me who she is?" she asked. "A psychiatrist," Nick shot back. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it's about time," his…

— Neal Baer

Oh my God, Nicole is killed? Oh my God, she is dead?

— O. J. Simpson

“A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem A small child replied, 'They could not…

— Krisanta Bella

“The left one's the hospital, the right one's death. The right one steals your life while the left steals your breath. These hands are…

— James Ellroy

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph." Papa's hands tightened on the splintery wood. "I'm an idiot." No, Papa. You're just a man.”

— Markus Zusak

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He was about to engage in some hellaciously naughty fornication.”

— Kendall Grey

“We shared the same faith, which was big because she was worried about getting matched with an Internet-spawned psychopathic killing machine. I told her…

— Dirk Hayhurst

“Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. My lips hurt from pressing them together to muffle the scream. Sorry, baby Jesus. I shouldn’t be thinking about…

— Alice Ward