Ladies and gentlemen Quote by Hedwig and the Angry Inch

“I held onto Caeden’s neck with one hand and used the other to keep my dress from flashing my fanny at any unsuspecting woodland…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high board-fence, and…

— Mark Twain

“While Mary brushed my pistachio silk carriage dress, Mama tugged the laces of my corset as tight as they would go. She grunted and…

— Susan Dennard

“Mum sent me a dress.”

— Rupert Grint

“I know. But I figure after one look at you in that dress, he’ll drop dead of a heart attack.” “That would be the…

— Liliana Hart

“Yet sometimes he thought (or maybe hoped) that strangers in the street seemed to know him. Very strange strangers they were, too. A tiny…

— J.K. Rowling

“The dress bunched up like loose skin round her neck. It wouldn't behave, wouldn't act as if it was really hers. Wearing it was…

— Maggie O'Farrell

“I went into the living room and looked down at my mother’s torn body and shook my head. It was surreal. I guess some…

— Bobby Adair

“There, snug as a bug in a rug!” the old woman hollered. “I love dolphins, too!” Daphne exclaimed. “Not since I hurt my toes!”…

— Michael Buckley

“At a small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness of distinction-…

— Agatha Christie

“Could you be an old maid if you had worn the scarlet letter?”

— Kate Atkinson

“Her dress was a shade of green only tree lizards should be sporting, and she wore more accessories than a home-shopping hostess.”

— Karen Neches