““How did you keep your hands off him?" She gave me a sly look that I never could have imagined on her face before. "Or did you?" "Please," Wendell said. "I ask to be excused from any descriptions of marital intimacy. This whole thing is unfair: I asked you to marry me first." "Oh, that's rich!" I exclaimed, and was about to remind him of his many dalliances, which he'd never hesitated to make me aware of””