Quote by Harper Sloan Download Open image ““Daddy! Roosters can’t drive!”” — Harper Sloan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The rooster has a funny little paper hat over its head, like an ice-cream cone upside down, and my dad is pointing to it… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“There are two things you should never do with your father: learn how to drive and learn how to kill a chicken.” — Gabrielle Hamilton Copy Share Image
“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.” — James Cañón Copy Share Image
Here they come to snuff the rooster. Yeah here come the rooster, yeah. You know he ain't gonna die. No, no, no, ya know… — Alice In Chains Copy Share Image
“I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and… — Norah Vincent Copy Share Image
“She's gonna know the rooster's in the hen house when she doesn't find me there, so we'd better hurry.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“A rooster stood before me in the road, looking for a fight; I tipped my hat to him and he scooted away over the… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
“Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary?… — Steve Sullivan Copy Share Image
“Right near where I live there’s a man who raises roosters. Must have had them for years and years. In half an hour or… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Maddox isn’t a stupid man. He’s probably one of the most intuitive people I’ve ever met. ” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Dee’s slurred voice interrupts my thoughts with a high pitched screech. “YO bitch, drink up! I got you one of those pull down p**sy… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Izzy, from the first moment our eyes met, I knew you would be mine forever. There wasn't a day that passed you didn't hold… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete stranger and play hide the sausage.” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Who the f**k is this bitch?” Err, what? It takes my mind a second to register what the f**k that bitch just screamed. Detangling… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“I haven’t always been this weak person; this broken woman. I used to dream, and when I did, I dreamt big. I had plans,… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Whatever this might have been for you before now baby, there is no trying or going slow. I know you felt it; it was… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Even before I became unattached, you had me thinking thoughts that no man in a relationship should have for a woman who wasn’t the… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“He moved down from the trail we had just been climbing and started to take the steep dirt path downward. Not paying a bit… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Axel Reid, you wake up right now!” I yell. “Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“I was sad. Then I got confused. Which turned into anger really quick, and now I’m back to sad. I’m all over the place… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Never again, Izzy West. I will never again let anyone take you from me, or anything from us.” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
