Funny Quote by Harold Ballard Download Open image “Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.” — Harold Ballard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Lying One thing
Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are much stronger than men. When a woman says enough is enough, which means enough is enough. Man will always lie at her… — Mickey Rourke Copy Share Image
Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
No woman should ever lie about another woman. You've violated the sacred covenant between women! How will stabbing one another in the back help… — John Green Copy Share Image
Now what I love in women is, they won't Or can't do otherwise than lie, but do it. So well, the very truth seems… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
There are few good women who do not tire of their role. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
The big lie perpetrated on Western society is the idea of women’s inferiority, a lie so deeply ingrained in our social behaviour that merely… — Molly Haskell Copy Share Image
If you can call a Chevrolet a Chev, why can't you call a Japanese a Jap? — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
I was happy to have an attraction in our building that we didn't have to pay for. — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
Why should I put a bunch of Cadillacs on the ice, when I can sell out with a bunch of volkswagens — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks that God wins or loses games has to have an awfully weak mind. — Harold Ballard Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
