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“I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.” quote by Harland Williams — Download Open image

“I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.”

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I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

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