Humor Quote by Hamish De'Lamet Download Open image ““A comedy about killing people? Like, that is just so awful.”” — Hamish De'Lamet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Killing people
“Everything you need to know about killing is on television these days.” — Jennifer Hillier Copy Share Image
“Death is funny in that it brings out the best and the worst in people. It casts light on the truth and makes life… — Allison DuBois Copy Share Image
“you should learn that life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.” — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
“There are tragedies and there are comedies, aren’t there? And they are often more the same than different, rather like men and women, if… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
“Killing ain’t no good thing, son, unless it’s to eat or protect yourself. And you ought never to delight in it.” — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?” — 1992 National Coalition to Abolish the Death Penalty Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to kill someone. I prefer laughter, and doing it slowly, over the course of 70 years or so.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You’re talkin’ ‘bout the deaths at the high school, huh?” I nodded and waited to be let in, and then I would ask to… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“The doorbell rang. My long lost cousin Martika came to visit me. “What’ve you been doing?” she asked. I pointed to the stereo and… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“I’ll admit to not sleeping at all that first night, when the late night news announced her death. She should’ve gone to the police… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“No need to be sarcastic,” he said. “How can you not be sarcastic in this pharmacy you call a school?” — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I had to… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“That’s right. Ain’t no crime to have a teddy bear in your toolbox.” — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“You’re on your way to medical school, aren’t you?” I asked. “Right! And out of this punk town forever!” “It isn’t a bad punk… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“This is the second journal that we found in the box – we being Hamish and Chandral. We wished we hadn’t found it, of… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image