Cannibalism Quote by H. L. Mencken

If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.

— Samuel Goldwyn, Jr

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

— Samuel Goldwyn

President Ted Cruz is going to send the feds to his house, take him out and put him on a plane.

— Bill O'Reilly

If we are willing to concede the President dictatorial authority where we happen to agree with him, as liberals have tended to do over…

— George McGovern

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

— Douglas William Jerrold

“I guess if you were going to do something so stupid as to be president, you would want to go for something big.” “I…

— Kim Stanley Robinson

“Our restaurant fostered a sense of camaraderie in a number of ways besides sharing the same nickname of 'chef.' Initially, we bonded through training.…

— Phoebe Damrosch

If Bush does make it to the White House, he and Laura should have Ken Starr over for dinner.

— Molly Ivins

“He'd promise to see an organic nutritionist, aromatherapist, deep-tissue masseuse, feng shui consultant, yoga master, and Mormon stand-up comedian if those promises would help…

— Sherman Alexie

“The really painful surprise is that so many people based their hopes on his words, rather than on the record of his deeds. What…

— Thomas Sowell

Perhaps we should wait until his second term begins before carving Barack Obama's face in Mount Rushmore. Is that asking too much?

— Ron Fournier

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his back, my answer is, if…

— Bill Maher