Argentina Quote by H. L. Mencken

“If I had my way no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust or profit under the United States,…

— H.L. Mencken

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

— H. L. Mencken

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

— Paul Gallico

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well…

— A. P. Herbert

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

— Robin Williams

We've got to abide by the rules. We have to protect it. The game of golf at a professional level is so clean. We…

— Greg Norman

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

I would like to attract more minorities into the game. But it's extremely important that this golf look like - that golf look like…

— Condoleezza Rice

Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.

— Arnold Palmer

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll…

— Stephen Merchant

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

— Anonymous

Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified.

— Steve Williams