"To be a professional tennis player you need……" — Guy Forget

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• In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour
• Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but… — Isaac Asimov
• Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
• I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and… — Charles Baudelaire
• There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. — Irving Berlin
• I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and it's not… — Justin Bieber
• No Congress ever has seen fit to amend the Constitution to address any issue related to marriage. No Constitutional Amendment… — Judy Biggert
• Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon… — Mark Bittman
• I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel… — Jack Black
• Earmarks have become a symbol of a Congress that has broken faith with the people. This earmark ban shows the… — John Boehner
• House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his… — John Boehner

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