Corny Quotes

282 quotes by 254 authors

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial. — Richard Armour
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but the core of science fiction,… — Isaac Asimov
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. — Wystan Hugh Auden
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry
I consider it useless and tedious to represent what exists, because nothing that exists satisfies me. Nature is ugly, and I prefer the monsters of… — Charles Baudelaire
There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. — Irving Berlin
I think older people can appreciate my music because I really show my heart when I sing, and it's not corny. I think I can… — Justin Bieber
No Congress ever has seen fit to amend the Constitution to address any issue related to marriage. No Constitutional Amendment was needed to ban polygamy… — Judy Biggert
Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne.… — Mark Bittman
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really… — Jack Black
Earmarks have become a symbol of a Congress that has broken faith with the people. This earmark ban shows the American people we are listening… — John Boehner
House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his support for an earmark ban… — John Boehner
Technology has advanced more in the last thirty years than in the previous two thousand. The exponential increase in advancement will only continue. Anthropological Commentary… — Niels Bohr
To be immortal is commonplace; except for man, all creatures are immortal, for they are ignorant of death; what is divine, terrible, incomprehensible, is to… — Jorge Luis Borges
A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine. — Anne Bronte
Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions. — Samuel Butler
In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes. — Julius Caesar
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. — George Carlin
Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Sometimes a neighbor whom we have disliked a lifetime for his arrogance and conceit lets fall a single commonplace remark that shows us another side,… — Willa Cather

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