Patron Quote by Gucci Mane

“If there's any better place to get stoned than a rolling box full of pastry, then they didn't have the keys for it, anyway.”

— Stephen Graham Jones

Initially, I was very much concerned with having absolute control. But as time has gone by, I'm not. I mean, the whole first record…

— Dee Dee Ramone

I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

— Anonymous

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.

— Joan D. Vinge

Rain and sun come in akin and from the sky. Come the lord and the lightnin. Stoned Soul surry surry surry surry.

— Laura Nyro

I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

— Gerard Way

Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery.

— Nikhil Saluja

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

— Richelle Mead

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

— Kinky Friedman

A man who layeth with another man must be stoned.

— George Takei

Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed, the papers,…

— Wiz Khalifa

You see, she was gonna be an actress and I was gonna learn to fly. She took off to find the footlights, and I…

— Harry Chapin