Common Quote by Gracie Allen

It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to…

— Gracie Allen

Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton:…

— Gracie Allen

The on-stage Gracie may look poised, but the real Gracie is shy, a little self-conscious, and, before every performance of my life, panicky.

— Gracie Allen

“Never place a period in your life where God only meant to place a comma.”

— Gracie Allen

This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being perpetrated on…

— Gracie Allen

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

— Gracie Allen

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

— Gracie Allen

As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be…

— Gracie Allen

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

— Gracie Allen

The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.

— Gracie Allen

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

— Gracie Allen

A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things…

— Gracie Allen