Quote by Gordon Korman

“He should earn a puffy-tail for helping and lose it for being mean,” Parker puts in. “At least then he breaks even.”

— Gordon Korman

“Hamilton was bug-eyed. "Who are those people?" Jonah held his head. "Man, I should have known it was a mistake to say I'd be…

— Gordon Korman

“After so many reversals of fortune today, they half expected a meteorite to hurtle from the sky and vaporize them if they dared to…

— Gordon Korman

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

— Gordon Korman

“Why can't you just lie and cheat like the others?" Dan snapped. "Can't you just see that's better than being nice one minute and…

— Gordon Korman

“Dear Mr. Weston, Hello again. We were beginning to wonder what had happened to you. I guess things have been pretty quiet since the…

— Gordon Korman

“Amy took in the inspired look on her brother’s face. “That’s stealing!” Dan”

— Gordon Korman

Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty…

— Gordon Korman

“She was salted in the ladies’ room?”

— Gordon Korman

“It was no place for a Kabra, not even a poor one living in exile with a psychopathic cat. He approached the counter and…

— Gordon Korman

The key to the city of Florence was about two feet long, and painted a garish gold. Hamilton was fascinated by it. "Wow! How…

— Gordon Korman

We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to…

— Gordon Korman