Garbage disposal Quote by Gina L. Maxwell

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”

— Cory Doctorow

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“You don’t expect J. Worthalot Richbastard III to clean his own toilet, do you? I’m one of the little people.”

— Andy Weir

“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.”

— Steve the Noob

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You don’t expect J. Worthalot Richbastard III to clean his own toilet, do you?”

— Andy Weir

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime