Behavior Quote by George Will

“ I Do Believe You Ate My Salad Recently, I attended a luncheon at the George Lindsey (Goober of Mayberry fame) Film Festival at…

— Deborah Ford

“New Rule: If you get to serve me a quarter-head of lettuce with dressing on it, which proves you could have made a salad…

— Bill Maher

The supermarket chain Whole Foods has quite a radical employee empowerment program, where employees get to decide whether another employee can work in their…

— Tim Harford

“It's an empowering idea. The entire goliath of the food industry is driven and determined by the choices we make as the waiter gets…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Maybe you shouldn't have done your own taxes considering your inability to calculate a restaurant tip.

— Anonymous

Most large companies structure their affairs so that they minimize their tax payments. As long as you do it within the law, it's OK.

— Chuck Feeney

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.

— Clare B. Dunkle

With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.

— Bruce Bartlett

An somebody call the IRS, too many lambos. Yea I'm talking bottles and blunts, all you can handle.

— Young Jeezy

My dinners have never interfered with my business. They have been my recreation. . . A public banquet, if eaten with thought and care,…

— Chauncey Depew

“...Now we get to the Karma thing: You make yourself so vulnerable by not tipping well or treating people in the service industry with…

— Tim Gunn

The Internal Revenue Service is more ruthless than the Gestapo. Abolish the IRS! Stamp out organized crime!

— Evel Knievel