Computer Quote by George Stephen

Sometimes, when my wife and I were going out to dinner, I would take my laptop with me and work in the car, so…

— Thomas Friedman

I go up to my office and sit down in front of my computer and turn on the internet and then I don't work…

— Graham Linehan

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

— Bill Cosby

I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my…

— Muddy Waters

I hit rock bottom when I was doing "The Brady Brides." I was supposed to be at the studio, screen testing to pick the…

— Maureen McCormick

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

— Brian Welch

When I come home, my wife is the boss.

— Gennady Golovkin

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

— Emo Philips

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

— Nick Thune

I went to every sports contest for my kids. I turned off my cell phone at 8 P.M. I did have to travel relentlessly…

— Richard Edelman

I'm used to getting up at 7, getting breakfast, getting the kids off to school, and doing the mommy thing and the wife thing…

— Anita Baker

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips