Quote by George Orwell

“Essentially, a ‘smart’ hotel is a place where a hundred people toil like devils in order that two hundred may pay through the nose…

— George Orwell

“A hotel is serious business.”

— Haruki Murakami

“You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start…

— Elle Lothlorien

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with…

— Jarod Kintz

“Even smart people spend their money on stupid stuff.”

— Steve Repak

“Smart people always choose comfort over luxury”

— Celso Cukierkorn

“For in the average human house there is one hole by which money comes in and a hundred by which it goes out.”

— G.K. Chesterton

“If you need servicing while we’re stuck in this fancy-ass hotel for a week, I’m going to be the one to do it. No…

— Tessa Bailey

A hotel is a hotel all the world over, a place essentially vulgar, commonplace, venal, the travesty of a human home.

— Margaret Oliphant

“How is someone so smart so stupid? You can’t make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker…

— Jason Brant

“Despite our enormous brains and jam-packed libraries, we germ hotels cannot expect to understand absolutely everything.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“the smartest man in the room doesn't visit many rooms.”

— Garrett McCoy