"I was three over. One over a house,……" — George Brett

"I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool."

— George Brett

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24 Quotes by George Brett

George Brett has 24 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
I don't think I can play any other way but all out . . . I enjoy the game so…
If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.
A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.
I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than…
My problems are all behind me!
He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.
The Air Corps . . . does not, at this time, feel justified in obligating . . . funds for…
Every time I sit with our general manager at a baseball game, and there's number-cruncher and statistician guy - I'm…
I am not too serious about anything. I believe you have to enjoy yourself to get the most out of…
I never lifted a weight in my life. Why am I going to do steroids? That's not going to do…
I'm a ballplayer. I know how hard the game is... and anybody that makes it in the Hall of Fame,…

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