Absent Quote by Gary Larson

The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd,…

— Gary Larson

Perspective was always important. There are some cartoonists who can stand at the foot of a building looking straight up and they'll capture it…

— Gary Larson

Usually when I sat down to draw a cartoon, it would be more of a reflection of things in my past. Or it could…

— Gary Larson

I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting…

— Gary Larson

I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane.

— Gary Larson

Thunderstick?... You actually said, 'Thunderstick?'... That, my friend is a Winchester 30.06.

— Gary Larson

“If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.”

— Gary Larson

Don Martin was the one who really stood out. I really always loved his work. He was such a great artist.

— Gary Larson

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it.…

— Gary Larson

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you…

— Gary Larson

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it.

— Gary Larson

I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's in biology.…

— Gary Larson