"Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and……" — Garrison Keillor

"Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway."

— Garrison Keillor

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157 Quotes by Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor has 157 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out…
Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the…
Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way…
I don't want them to be told to remember me.
I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio…
That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the…
You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so…
She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city…
Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.

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