Church Quote by Gad Elmaleh Download Open image “It's only fitting that a Jewish comic makes his Just for Laughs anglo debut in a church, right?” — Gad Elmaleh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Church Comic His Judaism Only Right
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David Copy Share Image
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing… — Alan King Copy Share Image
Stand-up comics tend to make two assumptions: that Christians have no sense of humour and that all their audiences are unbelievers. — Ann Widdecombe Copy Share Image
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Jews in Hollywood. Not to stereotype, but the Jews I know here are the funniest, most self-deprecating people I know.… — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming from that… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
When Americans, who have no idea who I am, laugh at my jokes, it's exactly the same if someone loves you even if you're… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I talk about my dad and the American dream, and I just want to say to Americans how fascinated we are by America. We… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
My name, my origins, my background and my experiences are what leveraged my success. The angle of the immigrant, through which I examined the… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I love the Comedy Cellar. The audience has no expectations because they don't know me. It's great. It's only winning - if I bomb,… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
It's a good time to be here in America. You feel that people just want to be together and release the pressure and laugh. — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
My dream is not Hollywood, but to perform my act in English to 30 people in a Soho comedy club, to show New Yorkers… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Morocco is completely alive for me because I spent about a third of my life there. The first few times I went back to… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
Eventually I was saying to myself, maybe it would be better, instead of trying to become an American comedian in France, to mix those… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
I want to talk to the audience. This is what I've been doing in my work in French forever - talking about small things… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
In America, going on a date is really more like 'interview night.' You have to give your resume. — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
America is where standup comedy was born. It's the standard. So you want to go and do your job where this is the mecca… — Gad Elmaleh Copy Share Image
While the 1963 Birmingham church bombing is the most historic, there also was a series of church burnings in the 1990s. Recognition of the… — Anthea Butler Copy Share Image
If I had my brothers I think with just a little bit of the correct marketing, I'd like to be almost exclusively in small… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
Turn over the pages of history and read the damning record of the church's opposition to every advance in every field of science. . . . — Upton Sinclair Copy Share Image
Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Jeff Chu's pilgrimage across America to discover his own place as a gay man in the Christian church as well as attitudes about being… — Donna Freitas Copy Share Image
God is not calling us to go to church; he is calling us to be his church, the hope of the world. — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
The emerging church movement has come to believe that the ultimate context of the spiritual aspirations of a follower of Jesus Christ is not… — Samir Selmanovic Copy Share Image
T]he church is not a place. It's not a building. It's not a preaching point. It's not a spiritual service provider. It's a people… — Mark Dever Copy Share Image
There could be no more powerful argument against mixing religion and government than the success of independent African American churches in placing racial segregation… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
Worship is not about personality, temperament, personal limitations, church background, or comfort. It is about God. — John Wimber Copy Share Image
Pound St. Paul's Church into atoms, and consider any single atom; it is to be sure, good for nothing; but put all these atoms… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image