Quote by Fred Van Lente

“Your body is not a lemon!”

— Ina May Gaskin

“No point in dipping death into lemon curd.”

— Susan Örnbratt

“You smell like lemons.”

— Francesca Zappia

“it was the juice of a lemon in his father’s wounds.”

— Nancy Horan

“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?”

— Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”

— Thomas J. Montemarano

“If life gives you lemon, squeeze them in people's eyes.”

— A Wiseman

“When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.”

— Magan Vernon

“When life gives you lemons, squirt them in someones eyes.”

— Lindsay

“If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle.”

— James Patterson

“When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.”

— Nicole Hofmann

“When life gives you lemons, you squeeze them back into life's eyes!!!”

— The Amazing World of Gumball