Bachelors Quote by Francis Bacon

Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.

— Francis Bacon

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

— Oscar Wilde

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get…

— Groucho Marx

There’s a lot I don’t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldn’t understand that she has no interest in getting…

— David Sedaris

I love to think of the whole universe together as one eternal fact. I love to think that everything is alive; that crystallization is…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Russia's Vladimir Putin appeared in public for the first time after a mysterious 10-day absence. Putin said it took him that long to recover…

— Conan O'Brien

“They say bachelors have all the fun. Not so. You just get old and full of sand, nasty.”

— Stephen King

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

— Tommy Chong

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

— George Bernard Shaw

It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.

— H. L. Mencken

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

— Thomas Fuller

There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor.

— Washington Irving