Black Quote by Filbert Bayi

I went to South Africa on safari and came eye to eye with a beautiful leopard. We were so close; I was staring at…

— Bai Ling

I was in a lake in 'Love Actually', and I was attacked by some hideous aquatic beast and was rushed to the hospital by…

— Colin Firth

One year, my parents hired someone in the village to dress up as Krampus for a surprise visit to our home - and they…

— Conchita Wurst

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.

— Steven Wright

My body cheerfully informed me that he felt really good pressed against me like that, all hard muscles and smooth contours and ominous bulges.…

— Karen Chance

The stones were sharp, The wind came at my back; Walking along the highway, Mincing like a cat.

— Theodore Roethke

A crocodile just swung around and hit me with its teeth. It took a big chunk off my leg.

— Steve Backshall

The wolf stared down at me, paws still on my chest, its shaggy tail thumping from side tot side and spraying us both with…

— Jennifer Estep

I saw a bank of white light, and then I saw all my beloved animals. For a moment I stepped out of my body.

— Roy Horn

I was once, I think, bitten on the nose by a lion cub.

— Newt Gingrich

Once I climbed into a mountain lion's cage and she bounded at me and put her paw on my face, but she kept her…

— Edward Hoagland

I was walking down the road with two friends when the sun set; suddenly, the sky turned as red as blood. I stopped and…

— Edvard Munch