Absurd Quote by Fidel Castro

I worked at a factory owned by Germans, at coal pits owned by Frenchmen, and at a chemical plant owned by Belgians. There I…

— Nikita Khrushchev

I can explain my work to the cleaner or the president; it's all the same to me. I am very communist in this way.

— Marina Abramovic

I'm not a communist, just a media theorist.

— Douglas Rushkoff

I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.

— Boris Johnson

I can't understand Karl Marx, so how can I be a Communist?

— Charlie Chaplin

I am a socialist in ideology, a capitalist in methodology.

— Maurice Strong

“I went to the shoemaker to collect his wastepaper. One of them asked me if my book was communistic. I replied that it was…

— Carolina Maria de Jesus

I'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very good at…

— Fran Lebowitz

I'm not a communist, of course. But I do think that everything is down to economics. Capitalism doesn't change.

— Helen Mirren

I went to Communism as one goes to a spring of fresh water, and I left Communism as one clambers out of a poisoned…

— Arthur Koestler

I grew up learning firsthand what it was like to flee communism and oppression.

— Carlos Lopez-Cantera

I am a communist and a worker, and I have lived in a decadent capitalist society where the workers are slaves.

— Lee Harvey Oswald