Baggage Quote by Ferdowsi

Well, I bought a ticket to the circus. I don't know why I was surprised to see elephants.

— Norris Church Mailer

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

— Dave Edison

One elephant having a trunk was odd; but all elephants having trunks looked like a plot.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

The rider evolved to serve to the elephant.

— Jonathan Haidt

I rode an elephant, that was cool.

— Rev. Run

The elephants were being slaughtered in masses. Some were even killed in the vicinity of big tourist hotels.

— Richard Leakey

In time they could not even fly after their hats. Want of practice, they called it; but what it really meant was that they…

— Anonymous

“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

Am I the only person who ever wondered why kamikazes wore helmets?

— Anonymous

I wanted to work with an elephant.

— Robert Pattinson

The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

— Dave Barry

“Men and women who had worn suits for decades traded punches powerful enough to crush elephant skulls, dodged and deflected attacks too fast for…

— Zachary Jernigan