Fat amy Quote by Fat Amy

That dammit moment when you forget to take your phone to the toilet so you just sit there like Now what do I do¦?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

You don't have to have a thigh gap to be beautiful

— Demi Lovato

Unfortunately, I don't have a thigh gap.

— Bridget Everett

My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I…

— Bruce Vilanch

“my thighs have been involved in many accidents and now i can't get insured and i don't need to be lured by you”

— Ani DiFranco

Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

— Stephen Colbert

The awkward moment when you freak out because you don't feel your phone in your pocket! :D

— Naresha

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

I'd rather leave my house without pants than without my phone.

— Hussein Nishah

I actually have my first iPhone deformity because it sits on my pinky, and now my bone actually dips in where my cellphone sits.

— Torrey DeVitto

Your hips, your thighs, they got me hypnotized.

— Timbaland

I was use to wearing things that accentuated and flattered my bust and waist (just shakin' what my mama gave me) and definitely not…

— Erica Schroeder