"One gal drank a can of floor wax……" — Fannie Flagg
"One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in."
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43 Quotes by Fannie Flagg
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- Being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome.
- It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when…
- In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my…
- I longed to be a writer, always wanted to be a writer.
- I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle…
- Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.
- Strangely enough, the first character in Fried Green Tomatoes was the cafe, and the town. I think a place can…
- Being an only child and losing both my parents at an early age, I have found that the friends I…
- I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.
- I think that people that are not sensitive, who seem to bang through life, do survive, but I don't think…
- Yes, I suffer terribly from depression. I have to work at being happy, it's not my natural instinct. My natural…
- Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
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