Quote by Family Guy

“Clark Kent gives up his powers just to have sexual intercourse with Lois Lane in a glittery bed. Who’d make such a stupid swap?…

— David Mitchell

“We are such wonderful idiots, Peter thinks.”

— David Levithan

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin

— Family Guy

“Lois. Oh… no. Lois. Dinner. His name … be it Clark Kent or Superman …was mud. –Clark Kent”

— C.J. Cherryh

“You stir up more hornets' nests than a twelve-year-old boy with a baseball bat. You‘re like Lois Lane on crack.”

— Darynda Jones

You're my Lois Lane, and my kryptonite...

— D Siu

I can't always be Lois Lane," I insisted. "I want to be Superman, too.

— Stephenie Meyer

“Someone had carved into the metal wall, a corroded scrawl I hadn't noticed before. The words were upside-down—etched higher than I could reach—but easy…

— Mitch Cullin

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

— Peter Griffin

Louis- Peter, are you gay? Peter- Guiltyyyyyyyyyy!

— Jayden

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right,…

— Family Guy

“I demoted him from The Best Man Ever to just The Best Man I’d Ever Met. Superman would have charged out (hell, he’d have…

— Kristen Ashley