Chocolate Quote by Faith Salie

As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah.

— Faith Salie

One man's content is another woman's crap. And the crappy content - let's call it crontent - will never go away.

— Faith Salie

'Man cave' seems retrograde, but 'she shed' seems progressive. Or maybe it's just a place for me to eat embarrassing amounts of chocolate in…

— Faith Salie

I tell my kids all the time that I'm so lucky they chose me to be their mom.

— Faith Salie

There's a bit of a reluctance on my part to promote myself as any kind of hero because the things I've had to overcome…

— Faith Salie

If you're ever bcc'd, do not go near 'reply all.' 'Bcc' is 'blind carbon copy.' It means you're a fly on the wall, dude!…

— Faith Salie

If you don't know what mansplaining is, or manterrupting or manspread, then you're probably a guy.

— Faith Salie

It's one thing to decry and defy political correctness in the name of efficiently achieving clarity or revealing an honest truth. But it's quite…

— Faith Salie

My first husband and I never came close to having kids.

— Faith Salie

If I could have had my baby sooner, I would have, simply to spend more years with him.

— Faith Salie

I'm squandering invaluable gray matter by censoring myself.

— Faith Salie

I once accidentally 'replied all' and sent an email complaining about my then-boyfriend to a bunch of strangers. It was meant for my friend…

— Faith Salie