Coffins Quote by F. Ross Johnson Download Open image “The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup.” — F. Ross Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Coffins Coffins Sunup Expect Lawyers Lawyer Lawyers Lawyers Coffins
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“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
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For me, curiosity is life. If you are not curious, you are in your coffin. — Pierre Boulez Copy Share Image
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We all have two lives: The true, the one we dreamed of in childhood And go on dreaming of as adults in a substratum… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
Childhood is long and narrow like a coffin, and you can't get out of it on your own. — Tove Ditlevsen Copy Share Image