Hand Quote by Emo Phillips
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”
About This Quote
Source Stand-up Comedy: Unknown routine, author unknown
The speaker humorously asks if anyone has telekinetic powers, then raises his hand.
In simple terms: A joke about telekinesis and raising a hand.
Use humor to highlight absurdity.
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When to use this quote
- live performance
- improv
- ice‑breaker
- entertainment
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd humor affect audience engagement?
- When is self‑deprecation effective?
The joke may fall flat without context.