Hilarious Quote by Emo Phillips Download Open image “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” — Emo Phillips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hilarious Life
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“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.” — Emo Phillips Copy Share Image
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The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies. — Robert Conquest Copy Share Image
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