Quote by Emily Giffin

“going, but that was OK. Good, honest hard work: burying the dead. Took an hour to dig a hole”

— Sharon Jones

“Yes, because in a zombie apocalypse, there's a lot of downtime to get your hair done.”

— J. Lynn

“What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.”

— Denise Jaden

“If nothing else, life in the suburbs promised that you might go from day to day without finding shit in your hair.”

— David Sedaris

“But even more than I wanted to check out and give my emotional wounds time to scab over, I wanted to live.”

— Mike Mullin

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors and nurses are all very nice.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I SAW THEIR STUNNING BODIES GO SLACK AND GET HAIR IN THE WRONG PLACES AND I VOWED I WOULD NOT PERMIT THAT TO HAPPEN…

— Jenny Holzer

“No matter how awful the rest of my life is, my hair still manages to look good.”

— Karen M. McManus

“I didn't want to try to kill myself, didn't want the blood and the hysterical parents and the guilt, any of it. But sometimes…

— Leila Sales

“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.”

— J. Lincoln Fenn

“Make your life like your hair. Life is short, let it grow. Just the way you want...”

— TheresaVN

“And, as I mused, the years fell away, hair sprouted on the vast steppes of my head, where never hair has been almost within…

— P G Wodehouse