"The cocktail party is easily the worst invention……" — Elsa Maxwell

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• We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. — Geoffrey Moore
• We're all like kids with cocktails, and that's the worst kind! — Laura Bell Bundy
• The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining. — Martha Stewart
• Champagne costs too much, Whiskeys too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. — Ritu
• Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. — Billy Carter
• Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties. — Oscar Wilde
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein
• I dont drink every bottle I own, I be aging shit. And I got them wedding ring flows, that engaging… — Drake
• A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Jose Andres Puerta
• The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle