Cocktail Party Quotes

33 quotes by 33 authors

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is… — Fred Allen
Lobbying' is the activity of attempting to influence legislation by privately influencing the legislators. It is the result and creation of a mixed economy-of government… — Ayn Rand
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. — Geoffrey Moore
The cocktail party is probably America's greatest contribution to the world of entertaining. — Martha Stewart
Clothes have always had a wonderful influence on my physical well-being as well as my self-assurance. All I have to do to make me feel… — Adolphe Menjou
If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there… — Dick Cavett
The writer has a grudge against society, which he documents with accounts of unsatisfying sex, unrealized ambition, unmitigated loneliness, and a sense of local and… — Renata Adler
I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin… — Unknown Author
I don't write books for people to be friends with the characters. If you want to find friends, go to a cocktail party. — ZoÃ« Heller
The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts. — Hal Boyle
I'm suspicious that what's behind the academic call for doing away with athletic scholarships is a nostalgia for the good old days, which leaves out… — Scott MacDonald
Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating… — Victoria Wood
If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they're contagious and you can catch it from them. — Rand Paul
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there.… — Dennis Miller
I always knew I was going to be successful in some way with films. I don't know why. I had no particular talent, but I… — Robert Osborne
A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime. — Robert Breault
A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes… — P.J. O'Rourke
I don't view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party. — Kurt Busiek
The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil — Elsa Maxwell
If it's a cocktail party, I generally make five or six different things, and I try to choose recipes that feel like a meal: a… — Ina Garten

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