"My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you" — Elizabeth Gilbert

"My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you"

— Elizabeth Gilbert

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507 Quotes by Elizabeth Gilbert

Elizabeth Gilbert has 507 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

To sit patiently with a yearning that has not yet been fulfilled, and to trust that, that fulfillment will come,…
When I diagnose my depression now, I think it was partially about saying goodbye to these kids that I always…
There is so much about my fate that I cannot control, but other things do fall under my jurisdiction. There…
Embrace the glorious mess that you are
Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You must fight for it, strive for it, and insist upon it.
My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you.
People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other's personalities. Who wouldn't? Anybody can love the…
I want to have a lasting experience with God. Sometimes I feel like I understand the divinity of this world,…
I myself have never been enchanted by the dream of the white wedding, and, heaven help us, the expectation that…
That competition and the struggle for existence is the mechanism behind this state of perpetual change.
Every woman deserves a man that can make her heart forget that it was ever broken. Even if these have…
To devote yourself to the creation and enjoyment of beauty, then, can be a serious business-not always necessarily a means…

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More Funny Love Quotes

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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — Honore de Balzac
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
The best proof of love is trust. — Joyce Brothers
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only… — Jonathan Carroll
Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Cher
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. — Cher
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Cher
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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