Aids Quote by Eliezer Yudkowsky

“Clever kids in Ravenclaw, evil kids in Slytherin, wannabe heroes in Gryffindor, and everyone who does the actual work in Hufflepuff.”

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

Hogwarts is comforting.

— Ellie Taylor

Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!

— Anonymous

Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart!

— Anonymous

See, the curse of children! In life they keep us frequently in tears, And in the cold grave leave us in pale fears.

— John Webster

Whoever happens to give birth to mischievous children lives always with unending grief in his spirit and heart.

— Hesiod

“Awful things, children. Needy, self-centered tyrants, the boys all teeth and firsts, the girls all claws and spit. Gathering into sniveling packs and sniffing…

— Steven Erikson

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the…

— Bill Engvall

We're so preoccupied with protecting children from disappointment and discomfort that we're inadvertently excusing them from growing up.

— LZ Granderson

“Children can be so cruel,’ the Doctor said. ‘Children’s writers can be even worse.”

— Puffin

“Childhood trauma does not come in one single package.”

— Asa Don Brown

The sorrows of children are profound and unsuspected.

— Nan Fairbrother