Quote by Eli Easton Download Open image ““Fielding was a strange dichotomy of arrogant genius and self-conscious wallflower.”” — Eli Easton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“THE THING about Fielding was, the other shoe always dropped eventually. Because Fielding was like a database. Nothing you ever said or did, or… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“There was some simple, radical difference about him. He hoped it was genius, feared it was madness, devoted himself to amiability and inconspicuousness.” — John Barth Copy Share Image
“One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.” — Dean Hale Copy Share Image
“His talent was to express his readers’ most stupid and ignorant prejudices as if they made sense, so that the shameful seemed respectable. That… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Mr. Harrison was certainly different from other people…and that is the essential characteristic of a crank, as everybody knows.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“he had turned unfathomability into an art form. He attacked everything in life with a mixture of extraordinary genius and naïve incompetence and it… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Was he, after all, really a bad man doing a brilliant impersonation of an idiot? It was hard to tell. The connections between stupidity… — Edward St. Aubyn Copy Share Image
“Well? Is there a problem with my request?” I took a long drink. “The problem is, Fielding, that it’s not going to happen.” “Ooh,… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“He was one of those people whose ideas are too lively to be confined in their brains and spill out into the world to… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
“another of their acquaintances finds himself mesmerised by the way that he 'always had something of ... rivetting stupidity to say on any subject'.” — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
“Mr. Harrison is an awful kind man. He's a real sociable man. I hope I'll be like him when I grow up. I mean… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“They assumed the endeavor was brilliant and rational because they were brilliant and rational, and we tend to automatically assume that everybody else is… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“Several other of the quickened in the group shimmied their butts, and Sammy found his own butt wagging at the general excitement.” — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe you quit the team!” Regina put on a cute little pout. “The girls were just chatting the other day about how much we miss seeing your fine ass out on the field.” What do you say to something like that? Why yes, I do have a fine ass, thanks for noticing? or Maybe you and my ass… — Eli Easton Copy Share
“Well? Is there a problem with my request?” I took a long drink. “The problem is, Fielding, that it’s not going to happen.” “Ooh,… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I’m not very good at multi-tasking. My therapist says I have an over-developed ability to focus.” — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“In her face I saw what I'd never fully admitted to myself- the humiliatingly pathetic hopelessness of my love.” — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“Oh God," I said, through my fingers. "I'm. I'm gay." I had been playing with the idea for a while. But at that moment there was no fucking doubt about it. I wanted Owen. Heck, I would have done anything he asked me to, and said "please" before and "thank you very much" after. Repeatedly. His hard, boy's body was… — Eli Easton Copy Share
“Since learning the truth, his inner compass had spun off course, swinging wildly, like a needle around a magnet or one of those volley… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“I really, really like him. I mean, I like him more than it makes any sense to... Like my heart has already signed the… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“He wasn't the most graceful swimmer in the world, or the fastest, but he had a lot of anger to burn off and he… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“Christian sighed. “The lesson is thus: man makes God’s law and shapes it to suit his purpose. I believe there is a God, but… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“Would you mind if we talked later? While I agree it’s valuable for housemates to become better acquainted, I’m not very good at multi-tasking.… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
“There’s a native American legend. It says that one day a white buffalo will be born during a summer storm. The crows will nest… — Eli Easton Copy Share Image
