Quote by Elaine Dundy

“My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to become a librarian.”

— Paulina Porizkova

“The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey!”

— James Turner

“I'm a librarian. I always know what I'm talking about”

— Gary D. Schmidt

“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube…

— Molly Harper

“I can see the headlines now - 'Librarian Dies From Head Explosion Due to Years of Suppression; Words Found Plastered All Over the Walls…

— Kathleen Buckley

“Be a librarian and see the world!”

— Robert Lee Hadden

“She'd always been a little excitable, a little more passionate about books than your average person, but she was supposed to be -- she…

— Sarah Beth Durst

“I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and I like it quiet So, the pages can be heard I'm a librarian, i'm a librarian and…

— Jonathan Rundman

“Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon--You deserve to be taken out of circulation!”

— Karl Kesel

“YA doesn't get librarians fired!”

— Cory Doctorow

“You are a fierce Librarian, aren’t you?”

— Garth Nix

“I deserve a swift kick in the shorts for all the times I've stubbornly wound my way through the library stacks, my mule head…

— Michael Perry