Children Quote by Eddie Kingston

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!

— Carol Leifer

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I…

— Steven Wright

I told my daughter, 'Your mom will forever be one of my best friends simply because she made you.'

— Daryn Kagan

I told my grandma a long time ago that I was going to take my mom and dad out the hood.

— Young Dolph

I didn't want my daughter brought up by nannies, and I didn't want her to feel I wasn't around.

— LaTanya Richardson

I remember that I was never able to get along at school. I was at the foot of the class.

— Thomas A. Edison

Mum snuck me into speech and drama classes and into the National Youth Theatre and said I was going on a summer camp if…

— Adeel Akhtar

When I was 14, I told my mother I was going to drop out of high school and go do stand-up comedy. All she…

— Margaret Cho

My mother talked about the stories I used to spin as a child of three, before I started school. I would tell this story…

— Lupita Nyong'o

All the kids in school taunted me, 'Your dad's going to jail,' and I believed my parents when they said no it wouldn't happen.…

— Dan Bilzerian

My uncle was 16, in junior high, and he heard me singing and snatched me off the stage. I thought he was happy and…

— Mavis Staples

Once, in third grade, we switched classes and nobody knew until our mother stepped in.

— Markieff Morris