Quote by Earl Sweatshirt

Shawty like a valet service; I swear she been through a lot.

— Lil Wayne

“I think she might at least have waited till the funeral was over,' said Amanda in a scandalized voice. 'It's her own funeral, you…

— Saki

“I'd been making desicions for days. I picked out the dress Bailey would wear forever- a black slinky one- innapropriate- that she loved. I…

— Jandy Nelson

She made a ravishing corpse.

— Ronald Firbank

Didn't anyone know she was dying? Its quite obvious... Can you tell from the look in her eyes? No? Next time check...

— Jasmine Laura

It was rumored she held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted.

— David Weber

“It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband, driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest…

— Various

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

— Erich Segal

I felt as if I had attended the funeral of someone I didn't know.

— Pauline Kael

Unfortunately, she lived to tell about it.

— Tom Arnold

“There was nothing unusual to be seen—the usual amalgamation of crazies, unsolved cases she was already familiar with, and Web sites catering to serial…

— J.T. Ellison

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the…

— Mark Roberts