"To be an ideal guest, stay at home." — E. W. Howe

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• I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
• What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest? — Aeschylus
• Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the… — Erma Bombeck
• Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in… — Jo Brand
• I always did TV commercials and made great money to put myself through school. That became guest starring roles on… — Malin Akerman
• The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. — Jean de la Bruyere
• I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting… — Carol Burnett
• Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show! — Ted Allen
• How can we vote for a bill [S.744] that our own CBO says will reduce average wages in America for… — Jeff Sessions
• We need to be protecting American citizens who are here, out of work, and hurting today-minorities, Blacks and Whites and… — Jeff Sessions
• O, once in each man's life, at least, Good luck knocks at his door; And wit to seize the flitting… — John L. Bates

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