Guests Quotes

503 quotes by 421 authors

Jews have God's promise and if we Christians have it, too, then it is only as those chosen with them, as guests in their house,… — Karl Barth
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests. — Max Beerbohm
One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests. — Max Beerbohm
People are either born hosts or born guests. — Max Beerbohm
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so… — Catherine Bell
We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It's our job every day to make every important aspect… — Jeff Bezos
What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest? — Aeschylus
I always knew I would sing. I just didn't know if I would be successful or not. But I sang at school, I sang at… — Andrea Bocelli
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they… — Erma Bombeck
House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad. — Erma Bombeck
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own… — Jo Brand
I always did TV commercials and made great money to put myself through school. That became guest starring roles on TV shows. — Malin Akerman
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. — Jean de la Bruyere
To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue. — William F. Buckley, Jr.
I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things… — Carol Burnett
I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed… — Dick Cavett
Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show! — Ted Allen
It's okay if you finish cooking something easy after your guests arrive - some dishes must be prepared a la minute, as chefs say. Just… — Ted Allen
Like when I host a party. I hope my guests get along. But if not, how interesting! — Andy Cohen

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