Fifty-shades-of-grey-humor Quote by E.L. James Download Open image ““Just-fucked hair doesn't suit me.”” — E.L. James ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fifty-shades-of-grey-humor
“No matter how awful the rest of my life is, my hair still manages to look good.” — Karen M. McManus Copy Share Image
“Now you know. I worry about my hair, and you get your freak on in the bedroom.” — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“What do you think of my hair?” It’s heaven. “It’s fine.” “You don’t like it.” He shrugs again. “I liked it long.” For half… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“Her hair was a loose ponytail, the universal sign of not giving a fuck.” — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“I can guarantee a haircut will never tell you anything about someone's gender, who they love, or how they fuck.” — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
“For some reason, my hair always looked best right before bed, and what good was that?” — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
“I had never seen so much hair on a man. It covered all of his face and grew way down to his chest, maybe… — John Lame Deer Copy Share Image
“It's not the hair. You just--you're something else, Claire. It's like when all the rest of us don't know where to go, you ...… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“How long your hair has grown. You could strangle a man in it.” — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“...But I didnt want to set any trends. I just wanted to have sexy hair” — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
“Don’t,” he murmurs, then kisses me lightly. “Why don’t you like to be touched?” I whisper, staring up into soft gray eyes. “Because I’m… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“If he touches me, I will succumb. I know the power he wields over me and my traitorous body. I know.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“I’ve been so busy I haven’t managed to contact her since this morning, but she’s been hovering at the edge of my consciousness all… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all?” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“And the baby?" The words are anguished, breathless. "The baby's fine, Mr. Grey." "Oh, thank God." The words are litany... a prayer, "Oh, thank… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“No. No!” he says. “I . . .” He looks wildly around the room. For inspiration? For divine intervention? I don’t know. “You can’t… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“Because we're getting to know each other, and you're stubborn and cantankerous and moody and difficult.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“You sure are a sweet girl, Scout. I'm half tempted to keep you." "Ummm... Thanks?" Knowing she was a potential Alpha I worried about… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
