Quote by Dwight Schrute Download Open image “You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.” — Dwight Schrute ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
What kind of a dinosaur am I? I guess something like a triceratops. A triceratops is not too dynamic, but has a little strength. — Robin Lopez Copy Share Image
Triceratops is very common: they are the cows of the Cretaceous; they are everywhere. — Jack Horner Copy Share Image
“I nurtured my dinomania with documentaries, delighted in the dino-themed B movies I brought home from the video store, and tore up my grandparents'… — Brian Switek Copy Share Image
Don't call me a dinosaur. It isn't fair to the dinosaurs. What did a dinosaur ever do to you? — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“An Allosaurus backbone had a hole in which a Stegosaurus thagomizer fitted perfectly. Over the years, many of the fossil thagomizers that have been… — Gary Jeffrey Copy Share Image
Working with crocodiles is always amazing because they're beautiful. They're modern day dinosaurs, which is really cool. — Bindi Irwin Copy Share Image
I like the people that I work with, generally. With four exceptions. And I did not become a Lackawanna County volunteer sheriffs deputy to… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on-… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision. — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma! in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman.… — Dwight Schrute Copy Share Image
