Believe Quote by Drew Carey

I saw a clown knock the head off another clown and I thought it was the real thing. It scared me so much, I…

— Fred MacMurray

I laughed at the whole Cannes Film Festival thing because it didn't feel real. I remember getting off the red-eye when I arrived in…

— Liv Tyler

And just as I was climbing into that first-class seat, and wrapping myself in a blanket, just as I was adjusting my pillow behind…

— Spalding Gray

I was once dressed as a mermaid for a Jean Paul Gaultier show. My legs were bound into a fish tail, so I had…

— Coco Rocha

There were screaming girls, I had to learn as a blind person how to run to a limousine otherwise they'd take my clothes off…

— Jose Feliciano

I went through some craziness in my life. I got knocked down quite a few pegs.

— Chipper Jones

My size and weight went against me and suddenly the side of the chair broke. It was a horrible, shameful moment. My girth had…

— Alison Hammond

You want to hear about insanity? I was found running naked through the jungles in Mexico. At the Mexico City airport, I decided I…

— Dennis Hopper

I've had a lot of hilarious things happen to me.

— Emily Atack

Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.

— Gina Barreca

We were playing a fair, and a few people were handing me stuffed animals and flowers, but one person handed me a paper sack.…

— Blake Shelton

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

— Quentin Crisp