Funny Quote by Doug Solter Download Open image ““I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap.”” — Doug Solter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Motivation
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“Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
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