Limousines Quote by Dorothy Parker

“Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.”

Dorothy Parker

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There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.…

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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

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Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.

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“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.”

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Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.

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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

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Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.

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The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

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There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I…

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Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

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Tell me why the limousine fleet has increased by 42 percent since Barack Obama took office. Why are we spending taxpayers' money on that?…

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The workman cut to the left, still laying on his horn, and roared around the drunkenly weaving limousine. He invited the driver of the…

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The limousine is the ultimate ego trip, the supreme sign of success. It shouts: Hey, this guy is really and truly Mr Big.

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She makes my old pick-up truck feel like a limousine.

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In New York there is always something to look at, but it is all infinitely more interesting through a window in the backseat of…

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The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.

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Once, I took a taxi. I hate those limousines. They stink and their drivers have been driving dead people to the cemeteries.

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The world that I inhabit in reality is probably very different world than the one people expect that I would be in. It is…

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How many of the unicorn companies are really prosaic businesses - like limousine services or renting rooms in your house? The original VC firms…

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I don't think getting in and out of a limousine has anything to do with being an icon.

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I have a really hard time stepping out of a limousine and confronting a sh*tload of photographers who are all screaming at you, because…

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